Darth_Vader_in_China's Xanga

The Brazilian BBQ Place Lays in Down

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 01:34:07 GMT

so my master took me on a trip to a brazilian BBQ place in town. It was "de-lic". you can see a couple shots of me laying the "smackdown" on some food. the galatic empire ain't got nuthin' on good chinese bbq.

the last photo is of my good friend sarah. she's sportin' the "ba" - the Chinese finger sign for eight. can't you tell i've got a jedi mindhold on her?

on a final note, what's happened to my gal pal, susan? i always thought her and richard simmons should hook up. i mean, susan's got more testosterone that arnold schwarzenegger and richard has about as much estrogen as a woman pregnant at 12 months! together, they could make the perfectly engineered super-human mega-species known as the ewoks. just my thoughts.

Oh, The Pain!

Sun, 16 Apr 2006 10:07:48 GMT

How can I live as a giant among peons?! Easter is a holiday filled with such goodness and light that it's hard to know what a lord of the Darkside should do. Perhaps the good bunny I'm posing with should "dye". It would be "egg"ceptional if he would just slip into the bowels of "shell". But I guess the "yoke"s on me. FYI: Yanni sucks.

I Have Returned

Wed, 29 Mar 2006 07:44:50 GMT

Yes, it's true. Darth Vader has come to China! Fear me or all will die.